This is a print preview of this page.

Print Return to the story page

Just how bad do you think you are?

By:
URL:http://www.lincolnlogonline.org/features/2008/02/Just_how_bad_do_you_think_you_are
Accessed:July 5, 2008, 11:59 am
Copyright:  © Copyright 2008 The Lincoln Log. All rights reserved.
 

Take this specially formulated quiz to see if you really are “bad.” The points go like this: A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4. Add up your points at the end of the quiz and see where you fit in! -Courtesy of The Lincoln Log Staff

1. The fire alarm is pulled, what do you do?

a. I pulled it.

b. Lincoln Market, get some chips.

c. Follow the class.

d. Led the class, yell at people when they jaywalk at 24th ave.

2. It’s your teacher’s birthday, what do you do?

a. Cut class to reward her.

b. “It’s her birthday?”

c. Say happy birthday like the rest of the class.

d. Buy her a present, spend all night baking brownies made with love.

3. What do you consider to be art?

a. The tattoo on my right shoulder.

b. graffiti/tag

c. Uh…Andy Warhol?

d. Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel

4. In “baseball,” (wink wink) what base are you on?

a. I’m Barry Bonds, been there, done that.

b. 3rd base.

c. 2nd base.

d. I don’t like baseball very much.

5. Who is your role model?

a. Tupac. R.I.P.

b. Britney Spears

c. Harry Potter

d. Oprah

If your points are: 0-5 You are LAME! You follow all the rules and teachers love you. The SFUSD handbook is your bible. You don’t like changes or surprises, which causes your life to be quite dull. Take a small risk. Try a new ice cream flavor to start you off. We believe in you. You can do it.

6- 10 You are an Average Joe! You like to go with the crowd and never stand out. You aren’t good, but you’re definitely not bad. Try stepping out of your com fort zone instead of being another sheep in the herd. You might actually enjoy being different. 11-15 You are getting there. You go over to the dark side once in a while. You enjoy those short moments of excitement, yet you back down. You realize when you’ve gone too far which leads you to discomfort. You understand the whole concept of actions, which leads to consequences. If you push yourself a little farther, the beast in you might appear. 16-20 You are bad to the bone. You love the chaos and crisis waiting in every corner. You don’t care about anything else besides you and your fun. It’s just that simple. You are who you are and you love it. No questions asked.